To market, to market
To buy a Black Man
Step right up and pick one out if you can
First up
Is a young black male
About 5’11” fully equipped with the du-rag and waves
Timbs are extra
Special offer going only once
This Negro comes with his own custom made grill,
With cubic zirconium diamond earrings and a Rolex
That doesn’t work
So he’ll have an excuse to be “fashionably late”
This Negro comes with the latest slangs that have downloadable updates
So he’ll always be in style
Buy now
And I’ll throw in two baby mommas, two kids, with street drama
So you know how “real” he is
This Negro will have VIP access to all the club spots and poetry jams
So he can be perceived as having some ——–
He also comes with his own personal poem to spit to the “breezies”:
Black man, Black man
What’s the message Black man
I love my beautiful, black, Nubian Queen
Because black is beautiful
And beautiful is black
And I loved-ed her
And she loved-ed me
And everyone should applaud because no one wants to see an angry black man
And this in one of those pretty Negroes with the “good” hair
That wears a diamond-encrusted crucifix
This Negro also comes with his own car
With rims that spin counterclockwise
So Come one, Come all
Everyone can place a bid on the amazing Negro
It’s all for sale!
…Is this what the Black Man has come to?
